let's classify guys :D

Most times girls don't know what they want in a guy, if there's one impression I ll like to correct, its that of a "perfect man" or "prince charming". Please, please, please there is no such thing as the perfect man!, the only being that is perfect is God, again there is no human Prince charming, he only exists in fairy tales, so for those guys that have been impersonating Prince charming, you are only trying to be him, your not him. So let's get this straight; REAL guys aint PERFECT and perfect guys aint real. If you have been dreaming of prince charming this is a wake up call from your slumber, unless maybe you have found the fairy god-Mother. Life in fairy tales may seem like a bed of roses but real life(as in the one human beings like you and I live) is not a bed of roses and even if it were, even the roses have thorns. Lol I know all this might sound funny coming from a big dreamer like me but I just had to get real like seriously (I still dream though, but I always have it in mind that they aint gonna happen till maybe pigs fly and Maria Carey starts aging :D). So I was so jobless today and my friend and I decided to classify guys, it was so cool so I'm gonna share it with my fabulous readers: The "Ok" Guys: These are the Nice guys. This category of guys don't really have the James Bond accent, or David Beckham's looks or Kanye West's Dress sense or Jayz's account balance. They are just there. They are not soo annoying and they make very wonderful best friends I think. The Fresh boys: These dudes can't just stop feeling themselves, they are the ones that would rather take pictures of themselves than gist about a soccer match, the ones that wanna outshine their girlfriends at every event, they can be obnoxious sometimes and can spend a lot on what they wear and how they look, they know what's trending in male fashion and have the address of the best barbers, they don't dance azonto or do PDA in night clubs, they just drink or have nothing at all and look around and give girls goose pimples :D. These dudes are mostly fine boys though some may not have Trey Songs" face or abs, but their dress sense and swag will keep you going "OMG". Orlando Bloom, Nnanna Ndu :D, Ice Prince, TI,Ben Collins :D, Scott Bangs, Davido, Lloyd Polite... and the likes of them. BTW, if your dreaming for a fresh boy, please bear in mind that you will not get all the attention in the world.

The HOT! Guys: These guys are the Channing Tatum and C Ronaldo look alikes. They have got the cash, the looks and the carriage. They may not be as cute as Chris and Liam Hemsworth facially or as beautiful as Omarion. Its mostly the body and carriage that counts, that's why C Ronaldo, Jay Sean, Channing Tatum, David Beckham, Ryan Goosling, Dwayne Johnson(The Rock), Idris Elber, Vin Diezel,P Square and the likes of them are in this category...most girls will rush these dudes cause they just turn up the temperature anywhere they go, beware though cause all that hotness can make them wanna play with more than one doll; you know what I mean ;).

The funny guys: These guys can make Hitler or even Magret thatcher smile, they just have a way of brightening up your day without being fake or romantic, they can be silly and annoying but you just can't stay mad at them, they are just clowns that can turn ridiculous and unimaginable things into jokes. Guys like this don't have too much problem and they actually teach us that looks don't matter. Basket mouth, AY, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Mr Bean, Johnny Depp, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Kevin Hart and the likes of them. Funny guys are wonderful as friends and can sure make their girlfriends laugh even when she's about to turn red with anger.

The Cute guys: These guys are just soo adorable and beautiful, just looking at them can make you smile or blush, their beauty cannot be denied by anyone as guys don't wear makeup lol, gosh they just made me speechless, ok so they are Omarion, Eli, Hrithik Roshan, James Thurston, Diggy Simmons, Justin Beiber and the likes of them. The DROP DEAD gorgeous guys: Trey Songs is a definition of the guys we have in this, category, Hrithik Roshan, George Clooney, The Hemsworth brothers and the likes of them, you don't see guys like this everyday; Tall, Handsome, sexy; simply DROP DEAD gorgeous. Their characters may not be as beautiful as they look but they still make girls go gugu gaga, seriously you can't just help but trip for them, you can't even form for this kinda guys cause you will just look stupid...

The "Dope" guys: These guys have got the swag you can't ignore, they may not be all that when it comes to looks but they use their swag to cover up their defects and they aint into suits and ties. Lil wayne, Wiz khalifa, Chris Brown, Wale, J cole, and the likes of them. The"No comment" guys : I simply have no comment for this category, but they are not fine and they have zero dress sense, though some of them can like to feel fly for nothing, they are the ones that can like to use pick-up lines on girls and I'm not gonna call names :D. Infact let me call names; Goodluck Jonathan, Cee-lo Green, Duncan Mighty, Slow Dog and the likes of them Papi chulo: these are the ladies' men, girls just can't stop loving them, they are the poets and hunks with the fabulous bed room voice and nice eyes, Pit Bull, Enrique, Pierce Brosnan, George Clooney, Usher Raymond, Ramsey Noah, Zac Efron, R kelly, Neyo, Maurice Chestnut and the likes of them.

The Special category: These people are just special and unique in their own way, they stand out in any crowd; Terry G, Sample Ekwe, Denrele, Charlie Boy, Tyga, 2 Chains, Apkos :D and the likes of them. So that's it for now, no offence but like seriously I don't know where to classify Rick Ross, oh well let's just call guys in his Category " The BOSS", Jayz, Birdman, Timberland, Obasanjo, 50 Cent, Diddy, Sean Paul, Snoop Dog, Don Jazzy etc, their money and good personality covers up for all the defects they have :D, most of them are old and ugly but all of them have money as in MONEY and there are no boys in this category either, just men. So ladies you can make your choice and fellas; now you know where you belong :D